| ACTUALLY A UNIQUE SURVEY |
| .:BASIC INFO:. |
| NAME YOU GO BY: | Jeff, Capps, Hunka hunka burnin love.... |
| AGE: | 32 |
| WHERE DO YOU LIVE? CITY/STATE: | RVA |
| DO YOU BELIEVE IN GOD?: | nope |
| HOW MANY CHILDREN?: | 2 |
| WHAT KIND OF PET DO YOU HAVE?: | cat and dog(adopted) |
| DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR MOTHER?: | yes |
| HOW ABOUT YOUR FATHER?: | yes |
| AND YOUR SIBLINGS?: | most of the time |
| HAVE YOU EVER BEEN HOSPITALIZED?: | yes |
| IF YES, WHY?: | cause I needed to be. gosh |
| .:NOW ONTO THE GOODIES:. |
| WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SONG?: | Rocky Racoon |
| WHY IS THIS YOUR FAVORITE SONG?: | I love the Beatles, and it makes me laugh |
| WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE (JUST ONE): | Highlander |
| WHY IS THIS YOUR FAVORITE?: | Swords, Immortal, Kilts, Great music |
| GIVE ME A SONG THAT DESCRIBES YOUR LIFE COMPLETELY.: | The Barney Song (I love you, You love me...) |
| NAME ME 3 PRESIDENTS BEFORE JFK.: | Washington, Jefferson, and Tyler |
| BUSH SR. OR BUSH JR.?: | Dumb or Dumber?... neither |
| WHAT SOUTH PARK CHARACTER ARE YOU?: | Cartman(I wish) |
| WHAT SONG MAKES YOU CRY?: | From Les Miserables (not sure of the name) |
| WHAT MOVIE MOVES YOU?: | Love Actually (I am a wuss, I know) |
| DO YOU SECRETLY HAVE A CRUSH ON SOMEONE OF THE SAME SEX?: | no |
| THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH SAYING YES TO THE ABOVE QUESTION. |
| DO YOU SWEAR IN FRONT OF YOUR PARENTS?: | sometimes |
| WHAT IS YOUR DRINK (ALCOHOLIC)?: | Razmatini(ras Vodka, Chomborde, sour mix) |
| WHAT IS YOU DRINK (NON-ALCOHOL)?: | Choc Milk |
| GIVE ME YOUR FAVE RESTAURANT.: | Chilis |
| WHAT IS YOUR DISH AT SAID RESTAURANT.: | Chicken Ranch Sandwich |
| EVERYONE HAS STOLEN SOMETHING. NAME SOMETHING YOU'VE STOLEN.: | A hat from Disneyworld |
| DO YOU COOK?: | yes |
| GIVE ME YOUR MOST EXTRAVAGENT LIE YOU'VE EVER USED.: | I stabbed a guy. Twice. heheh |
| HAVE YOU EVER GONE A DATE WITH SOMEONE YOU THOUGHT WAS REPULSIVE?: | no |
| NAME YOUR FAVORITE SNACK CAKE.: | Fudge Rounds, and Oatmeal Pies |
| HAVE YOU EVER LIED TO GET OUT OF GOING SOMEWHERE?: | ofcourse |
| .:ARE YOU GETTING TIRED YET?:. |
| WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE RADIO STATION AND WHAT CITY DOES IT SERVE?: | 102.1 RVA (EITM) and 98.9 liberty RVA |
| WHAT KIND OF STATION IS IT? (WHAT KIND OF MUSIC OR TOPICS?): | 102(EITM), 98 everything, or "anything" |
| DO YOU OWN A DIGITAL CAMERA? HOW MANY PIXELS?: | yes, not sure |
| FAVORITE SCENT OF CANDLE.: | cinnamon |
| FAVORITE NASCAR DRIVER. (OR AT LEAST NAME ONE): | duh huh |
| NAME THE JUDGES ON AMERICAN IDOL.: | Paula, Randy, and Simon |
| ARE YOU REGISTERED TO VOTE?: | yes |
| DO YOU VOTE?: | yes |
| HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ARRESTED?: | yes |
| WHAT WAS THE REASON FOR YOUR LAST PULL-OVER?: | Truped up harrasment charges(thanks to ex wife) |
| HAVE YOU CRIED TO GET OUT OF A TICKET?: | nope |
| HAVE YOU EATED OR DRANK SOMETHING IN A SUPERMARKET AND NOT PAID FOR IT?: | nope |
| HOW LOUD ARE YOUR HEADPHONES? (ALL THE WAY UP OR MODERATE): | almost all the way up |
| SERIOUSLY, THERE IS NO RHYME OR REASON FOR THIS QUIZ |
| IF YOU SMOKE, WHAT'S YOUR BRAND.: | Jack Lights |
| IF YOU DON'T SMOKE, GIVE ME YOUR #1 REASON YOU DON'T.: | I do |
| HOW OFTEN DO YOU GO TO CHURCH?: | never |
| WHAT CD IS IN YOUR CD PLAYER RIGHT THIS SECOND?: | don't have one(drive a work van) |
| WHAT CAR DO YOU OWN? (OR AT LEAST DRIVE): | Own = Mazda MPV, and Honda Civic; Drive = Chevy Astro work van |
| WHAT WAS THE LAST SHOW YOU WATCHED ON TV?: | 24 |
| WHAT WAS THE LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED IN THE THEATRE?: | not sure |
| IF THE SKY COULD BE A DIFFERENT COLOR, WHAT WOULD YOU WANT IT TO BE?: | orange |
| HAVE YOU PLAYED IN THE RAIN IN THE PAST TWO YEARS?: | yes |
| DO YOU HAVE STRETCH MARKS?: | no comment |
| ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK?: | nope |
| DO YOU BELIEVE IN GHOSTS? AND HAVE YOU EVER SAW ONE?: | yes and no |
| HOW MANY HOURS OF SLEEP DO YOU GET AT NIGHT?: | 4-6 |
| DO YOU TAKE A NAP ONCE A DAY?: | I wish |
| WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE DAVE CHAPPELL CHARACTER?: | Rick James bitch |
| WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SNL CHARACTER?: | John Belushi's Samurai |
| NAME ME 3 HARRY POTTER CHARACTERS.: | Ron, Jenni, and Nearly Headless Nick |
| WHAT CHARACTER IN TV OR MOVIES IS JUST LIKE YOU.: | Matt Jansen (Vince Vieluf's character from Grind) |
| WHAT CHARACTER WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE?: | Neo sounds good (sorry Jay, but good choice) |
| PRO-LIFE OR PRO-CHOICE?: | pro-choice |
| WHAT DID YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GREW UP AT AGE 5?: | a cop or fireman |
| HOW ABOUT AT 15?: | a cop or fireman |
| AND NOW, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP??: | a cop or fireman in a movie |
| WHAT SPORT DO YOU FOLLOW?: | Football, boxing(loosely), and Hockey(also loosely) |
| WHAT SPORT DO YOU HATE?: | Baseball |
| NOW, NAME 3 PLAYERS IN THE SPORT YOU HATE.: | Darryl Strawberry, Babe Ruth, Mark Macguire |
| YOU HAVE 10 MILLION DOLLARS (PRETEND I GAVE IT TO YOU) |
| WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU BUY?: | A monster truck for Fawn |
| WHAT CHARITY DO YOU GIVE TO (IF ANY)?: | Irish Romance (heheh) |
| BESIDES YOURSELF, WHO ELSE IN YOUR LIFE WILL BENEFIT FROM YOUR MONEY?: | Family and Friends |
| WHAT ONE THING WOULD YOU SPLURGE ON THAT YOU DON'T NEED, BUT ALWAYS WANTED: | A motorcycle |
| HAVE YOU ALREADY THOUGHT ABOUT THIS BEFORE THIS SURVEY?: | yes |
| CAN YOU HANDLE MORE QUESTIONS? |
| DO YOU THINK MASTERBATION IS WRONG?: | not at all |
| DO YOU THINK THAT PEOPLE SHOULD BE SPAYED OR NEUTERED?: | pro-choice |
| INTERRATIAL COUPLES..YAY OR NAY?: | yay |
| DO YOU THINK THAT GAY PEOPLE SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO GET MARRIED?: | yes, but not if it leads to fuckin sheep |
| HAVE YOU EVER PROTESTED ANYTHING?: | probably |
| IF YES, WHAT?: | whatever |
| IF YOU COULD GET FREE PLASTIC SURGERY, WHAT WOULD YOU GET DONE?: | I would get a chin, maybe |
| IS RACISM ALIVE TODAY?: | yep |
| HAVE YOU EVER CHEATED ON SOMEONE?: | yep |
| WHAT DO YOU THINK IS A GOOD REASON FOR DIVORCE?: | adultry, abuse, adultry, attempted murder, oh and did I say adultry heheh |
| DO YOU THINK THAT HUSBANDS GET THE RAW DEAL OR THE WIVES?: | depends on the amount of lube and who is doing the pushing. ;) |
| WHAT ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX ARE YOU JEALOUS ABOUT?: | the ease of masturbation |
| WHEN IS THE LAST TIME YOU WENT TO THE DOCTOR?: | a few months ago |
| WHY DID YOU GO?: | my back |
| WHERE IN YOUR HOUSE DO YOU USUALLY EAT?: | kitchen or den, sometimes in my office |
| DO YOU USE COASTERS?: | nope |
| APPROXIMATELY, HOW MANY BOOKS HAVE YOU READ IN YOUR LIFETIME?: | 5 or 6. not really sure, there have been so many |
| DO YOU OWN A DVR?: | nope |
| IF YES, WHAT IS THE LAST THING YOU RECORDED.: | I said no |
| WHEN DID YOU LISTEN TO YOUR LAST CASSETTE TAPE?: | a while back |
| CAN YOU DANCE??: | can a penguin waddle? |
| HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON WELFARE?: | does WIC count? |
| DO YOU KNOW WHAT A BRIDGE CARD IS?: | yes |
| TELL ME A JOKE: | What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino! |
| WHAT COLOR IS YOUR SHEET ON YOUR BED?: | Maroon |
| WHAT IS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT?: | a meal at bullets |
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